lunes, 22 de agosto de 2011

The Simpsons vs Family Guy


The Simpsons vs Family Guy

The Simpsons is a TV sitcom that was showed since 1989 and it has 486 episodes until now.
The program show a tipical american family, a dad a mom and the sons.
Homer is the dad, he is a fat man that loves donuts, he is bald and bumbling.
Marge is the mom, wife of Homer . She has blue hair,she is thin and extremly obsesive with the cleaning. She has a hoarse voice and her two sisters are mean with her.
Bart, the son. He is the first son of Marge and Homer, he is mischievous, rebellious and despises the authority.
He loves the skate and the cartoons of Itchy and Scratchy.
Lisa, the eldest daughter of Mrge and Homer,she is the most intellectual member of the Simpson family,she loves read and go to the museums.
Maggie, is the youngest child of Marge and Homer. She is a baby and she has never talked.
Santa's Little Helper, is the dog of the family.


Family Guy

Is an animated television series, is about an american family too, "the Griffin". The characters are:

Peter, is the father, he is really fat and very selfish,. He is fool and he usually do bad things, he is irresponsable and immature but he is very funny. Peter is more creepy and fatter than Homer.

Lois is the wife of Peter, she is really nice and she is from a rich family. Lois is prettier and more relaxed than Marge.

Chris,the second child is fat, dummy and speaks like an idiot. Chris is slower than Bart, he is less popular than Bart too.

Meg,the first child and the only daughter, she is a self-conscious  and unattractive girl. She wears glasses and looks really neerd.
Meg is less intelligent and fatter than Lisa.

Stewie is the baby, he is a child genius but he is really evil, he always tries to kill his mom.
Stewie is smarter, more interesting and more tender than Maggie.

Brian, the dog, is very smart, intellectual,  an alcoholic and a smoker. He is the best friend of Stewie.
Brian is much more interesting than Santa's Little Helper, because Brian can speak.

I think Family Guy is better than the Simpsons , 'cause the humor is mature but not everyone can understand it  XD

miércoles, 10 de agosto de 2011

gangsters III

N:..............you what are you doing here???
J: I've come for the money that my twin left me
N: but you were missing, we thought that you were dead
J: I wasn't dead I was in a travel by the Caribbean and I already know everything about the family.
N: ¬_¬ ... you shouldn't come back ,your brother left me the Family
J: I don't care anything that you say, now I'm here and I will be in charge
N: whaaat? No, that cannot be possible, because I made plans with the Rosenfish Family
J: I'm gonna destroy that plans and I will do everything to my way
N: yeah?? We will see it

(Naye goes out and she sees that her driver was murdered)

N: OMG!!!!!! nooo ,, I will avenge, I swear!!! 
N: George George George I really need that you being here, my driver has just been murdered, where are you?
G: I'm almost there , keep calm

(Naye is furious)

N: I was not expected that she was alive, is better that I kill her just like the godfather.

(George arrives and he listen what Naye plans to do)


G: what ?? so that is true, Naye killed the godfather, I'll have to report to Zuri , we have to act quickly. (George calls to zuri).

Zuri.- (ring,ring,ring). Hello, who is?

George.- hi zuri, it's George, I am calling you cause I know the truth. You were right, Naye killed the godfather.

Zuri.- thanks for the information, where are you?

George.- I’m about to meet her.

Zuri.- acts normal, like you don't know anything.

George.- ok, we're in contact. Bye. (George comes). Godmother !! What happened here?

Naye.- that's I wanna know, we should go with the Rosenfish family quickly.

George.- why?, what is your hurry?

Naye.- don´t question my acts, hurry up, take me down to the paradise city...

George.- ah!! if you say.

Naye.- sorry, sorry, sorry, I mean take me to the Rosenfish family.

George.- ok. (they get into the car).

(George and Naye arrive to the roesenfish house)

Naye.- (diiiinnnn,dooonn). Is Anybody here? (all Rosenfish family was murdered). Is not possible, this ruins all my plans. I'm pretty sure that she was.

George.- who are you talking about?

Naye.- someone that wants to destroy our family. I won’t allow this happen.

George.- but tell me, who is that person?

Naye.- ok, believe or not, Julia is alive.

George.- what?... but she was missing, how is that possible?

Naye.- I don't know, but now she is here and she wants to take the control to the family. I gotta go. ( naye goes out).

(George calls zuri)
George.- zuri, I have good news for you, Julia is alive, she has destroyed the plans of Naye with the Rosenfish family. We would help her.

Zuri.-it will be the best for the family. She will facilitate the work.

George.- XDXDXD.

Zuri.- we are gonna meet us in the house and brings Naye here, lets finish this once and for all . I think that Julia will come soon.

( Many hours after).

Julia.- zuri!! my dear sister in law.

Zuri.- oh!! my dear, I thought you were missing. 

Julia.- no my dear, I was traveling around the world. I have too much to tell you. 

Zuri.- oh!! yes my dear, c'mon, let’s drink some tea, tell me your adventures.  (the timbre sounds-diinn,doonn). Rodolfo bring us the tea, Rodolfa go see who is. 

Naye.- you!!, again. 

Julia.- hello my dear Naye, what a surprise!!, I told you that I will destroy your plans. 

Naye.- yeah!! my dear, I told you , you would pay the price of your insolences. Let me tell you, that I paid to Rodolfo to put poison on your tea. Now you are gonna die slowly.  

Zuri.- I will...(pummmmmm, a shot is heard). (everybody remains in shock.) 

.........

jueves, 7 de julio de 2011

Gangsters (part two)

Julio. Nayelly, what have you done? (cuf,cuf)
Nayelly.- I’m so sorry godfather.( Julio dies)
Jorge.- Naye!!! What happened with our godfather?
Nayelly.- OMG.. I don’t know, he just died.
Jorge.- We have to call his wife, Zuri. (calling Zuri)
Zuri.- hello, who is?
Jorge.- good night mrs Zuri, I have a bad new, your husband has died…
Zuri.- nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,(snif, snif), what happened to him?
Jorge.- I really don’t know, when I arrived to the house, Naye was next to him.
Zuri.- what? Why was she next to him?
Jorge.- because she was giving him his medicine.
Zuri.- I’ll be there in five minutes. Bye.
Jorge.- Bye. She said that she comes here in five minutes.
Nayelly.- it’s ok.

(Zuri arrives…)
Z.- Why, why, why?
J.- take it easy. Everything is gonna be ok.
Z.- no everything isn’t gonna be fine. What is going to happen with the family?
J.- after the funeral,  we gonna talk with the lawyer.

(the next day)
Ivan(lawyer).- Good afternoon, I’ll proceed to read the will: to Jorge the Ipad, to zuri the kit of golden Chanclas , the house on the beach and finally the lamborghini. To Naye, the principal house and she will be in charge of the family.
Z.- what?!!
Ivan.- CU. (he goes)

Z.- I’m gonna to impugn the will, and you Naye, you will pay the prices for your insolences, because I know the truth, you killed him…tatatannnn.(Zuri go)
J.- What did she mean?
N.- I don’t know, she doesn’t know what she is saying, the death of godfather affected she deeply.
J.- ok.(ring,ring) hi!, what?...  That’s no possible,damn it, well, I’ll imforme to the new godmother, thanks. Na…godmother, we have good news, Ricardo was murdered by the Cecilian family. That´s as good as we had in mind.
N.- MUAJAJAJAJA, those are good news, this is the most wonderful news, now I’ll  begin with the plans with the  Roesnfish family. (Nayelly goes out).


(Zuri comes into the house)
Z.- Jorge, I’m thinking that is better exterminate to Nayelly. She represent a danger for us. She is as dangerous as a poison.
J.- The godmother, Nayelly, is more astute than us, so we must be careful. She pretends ally with the Rosenfish family.
Z.- don’t worry, I have everything coldly calculated as the chapilin Colorado. I gotta call some one else. (zuri goes out)
J.- this is as interesting as "Cuna de lobos".

 (elsewhere in the city)
N.- Jorge, I need you comes here in your helicopter, apparently some one obstructed the drugs shipload, but hurry up.
Driver.- Godmother,that car has been following us for 10 minutes. What do you want me to do godmother?
N.-accelerates as fast as you can, and try to lost them. Quickly we have to arrive with the Rosensfish family in the  most possible way.
......
Driver.- we have arrived godmother.
N.- wait here for me,if I don't go out in an hour, you know what to do. (Naye calls to Jorge)

N.- Jorge, I just arrive, fix the drugs shipload and then come here, bye.

(Naye opens a door, shrrin chirrin)
N.- good night gentlemen... you!!??...what are you doing here?...

chan chan chaaaannn

....to be continued.....

jueves, 9 de junio de 2011

Gangsters

Ricardo-hi!! How had you been?
Naye.-we are fine thank you.
Ricardo.-I heard that you went to Alaska  this weekend
Naye.-did you go to Alaska?
Jorge.-yes, now a work there, so I have to travel every weekend to Alaska.
Ricardo.-how much money do they pay you? Because you have to go there every weekend you have to spend a lot of money in airplane tickets.
Naye.- but George is so rich, he doesn’t care about money
Jorge.- whatever,they pay me some euros every month.
Ricardo.- can you lend me money?cause I have a project and I need to finance it.
Naye.- what kind of project do you have in mind?
Ricardo.-I was thinking to sell drugs, but I don’t have enough money.
Jorge.-yes, I can lend you the necessary money, but with a condition, you have to give the 50% of your earns.
Naye.-OMG George you are a bad lender, you ask a lot of money to Ricardo, Ricardo I can lend you money if you give me some drugs.
Ricardo.- that is to much better, because George is jobber.
Jorge.-tha’s not true, ‘cause I’m gonna give you protection too,special equipment for extreme situation and different kinds of transport to drug trafficking.
Naye.-that’s bullshit I can give you powers, you can be a x-man or a superman.
Ricardo.-whadda?...
Naye.- no, I'm just kidding, but I can get you some clients and your busisnes will rise.
Julio.- stop fighting Naye and George,you are not body to dicide the future of the family. I am the only one to decide if we lend money to Ricardo.
Naye,Jorge.-oh yes! I’m sorry godfather
Jorge.-this does not happen again.
Ricrdo.- WTF are you?it’s not your business, move your ass.
Julio.-what did you say?Don’t you know who am I, do you?
Ricardo.-I had never seen you, so I don’t know who are you.
Julio.- you are an insolent and you are gonna pay your insolences.
Naye.- waith godfather he didn’t want to be rude
Jorge.-  yes godfather, forgive him.
Julio.- ok I forgive him but it wont happen again.
Ricardo.-ok are you gonna lend me the money or not?
Julio.- yes, I’m gonna lend you the money, but first you have to do a work.
Ricardo.- what kind of work?
Julio.-you have to do a deliver in a hotel , that is in the down town, but the only way to get there fast is with a helicopter.
Ricardo.- what? But a don’t have a helicopter, so ?
Julio.- how is that possible, and you wanted to sell drugs!!!!
Jorge.- not godfather, don’t worry, I’m gonna lend him a helicopter.
Julio.- ok whatever, but , hurry up.
Naye.- come godfather, take it easy. You should drink you medicine.
Julio.-oh! Thanks my dear Naye, that is the reason why you'll be in charge when I die
Naye.- yes, i have always known that muajajajajaj muajajaja

...to be continued......

viernes, 8 de abril de 2011

what about the weather???

You can watch the video at http://portevidencesenguptlax.blogspot.com/

Conversation:

N- Hi Zuri, how are you?
Z- I'm ok, but I'm thirsty
N- yes me too
J- hello fellows, what are you doing?
Z- gossiping
J - where have you traveled lately?
N - well... I went to Africa last month
Z- I went to Ireland one week ago
J - Oh! I was in Russia for 3 months, then I had to go to Germany, by the way, it's cold and I liked it.
N- I've never been in Russia, how is the weather in there?
J- The winter weather is so cold and there are a lot of snow, in the spring it's cooler.
Z- Oh! Ireland it's so beautiful, the days are rainy and there are so many thunders and a lot of wind. I love it
N- In Africa, spite of is so hot, in the nights there is so cold. It's an amazing place
J- Oh! I went to Africa once, I just liked the animals, but I didn't liked the weather
Z- The weather in Africa is so ugly, I don't like it. About Africa, I just like the lions
J- The next year I'm gonig to travel to England
Z- that's boring, the next weekend I'm going to go to Holland
N - I'll like to go to Canada the next month, but I have to go to USA
Z- that's great!
J- I'm gonna go to Canada the next weekend, Zuri would you like to go with me?
Z- yes! I'm gonna have fun!
N - that's no fair ! I wanna go, could we go the next month?
J- oh yes of course, but the next month I have to fix business about the war on Libia
Z- don't go, we better go this week
N- No! I said I'm gonna to USA
Z- I'm going to go for my muffins
J- yes, yes! we go better this week
N - whatever. Do what you want

viernes, 4 de marzo de 2011

Conversation

Jorge.-Hello Naye, How have you been?
Nayelly.-Hi George, I’ve been ok.
Jorge.-oh!! That makes me so happy, long time no see you, don’t believe you?
Nayelly.-yeah! That’s true, we should go out more often, and Zuri?
Jorge.- I just don’t know, she is very unpunctual, I expect she comes soon.
Nayelly.- ok, do you wanna order? Or we should wait to Zuri.
Jorge.- noooo…we better order an aperitizer.
Zuri.- Sorry, sorry, sorry!!!! I forget our appointment
Jorge.- Come on Zuri, what’s up with your life.
Nayelly. - It’s ok, can we order?  I’m hungry.
Jorge. - Ash!!! Naye you are so desesperate, but I think that’s a good idea.
Zuri. We must check the menu first, don’t we?
Nayelly. - Mmmm!!!! Yes that’s true, hey!!! Waiter the menu please
Jorge. - Well then, I’m going to order lobster and champagne
Zuri. - Caviar and humen salmon and a with wine.
Nayelly. - I wanna order ratatouille and a red wine.
Jorge. - And what’s new in your life Zuri?
Zuri. - Ok a have very good news!!!! I gonna get married with Alessandro.
Jorge. - OMG! what the hell are you saying?
Nayelly. - George, don’t be so rude, I’m so glad for you!!!
Zuri. - I’m so fall in love, I apologize for didn’t tell you this before. I wanna that you gonna be my Godfathers.
Jorge. - There is no need to apologize, let’s forget it.
Nayelly. - And, when do you get married?
Zuri. - The next month.
Jorge. - Oh, that’s very soon, are you sure?
Zuri. - OMG yeah I’m very sure.
Nayelly. - And you George, how is it going your divorce?
Jorge. - Ash no!!! All things are bad because she wants to take away my owns, she wants to take far, far away my perrito de Chihuahua.
Zuri. - OMG, whole less your perrito de Chihuahua.
Nayelly. - AAmm!! That’s because I’ll never gonna get married.
Jorge. - She told me that she realizes her mistakes, and she sorried but anyway she takes my perrito.
Nayelly. - How do you know that? Well we thought we had better break up and move on.
Zuri. - Excuse me, what time will you bring us the meal?
Jorge. - Yes these people ougtha be faster…

sábado, 29 de enero de 2011

Who I am?

                                 Autobiography
I was born on a cold but sunny day of December in Tlaxcala, Mexico. I still live in Tlaxcala, Mexico, and I go to school at the University Politecnica Tlaxcala (UPTlax), I live with my mom, Leticia, my father, Obed, and my sister America.


Who am I in life.

My name is Nayelly Hernández. I was born on December 24, 1991. I started school when I was three years old. First I went to kindergarten Emiliano Sanchez, so I had to change schools and went to kindergarten Rosaura Zapata. When I was six years old, entered at elementary school Amado Nervo and participated in the Olympiad of Knowledge when I was in first grade, and  I won a journey Africam Safari, when I was in second grade I also won, but this time won a journey Cacaxtla, when I was in fourth grade I started going to gymnastics and participated in a few competitions, I practiced for 3 years until I got hurt; in sixth grade, I received an award for being one of the best students in school. Then I went at secondary school José Agustín Arrienta . I went to high school Cbtis 03, and now I am a student Engineering Biotechnology at the University  UPTlax.

What life means to me.
Life for me means friends, family, animals and nature. I'm pretty happy side of life, I try to enjoy life every single day, I love cats, video games, music and television, most of the time I'm humming and is fun for me.

What is my vision for the future.
Probably in five years I have done my engineering and I think I study a master's degree, I really think I'll have a car, I do not know where I going to live, but hope to do well in life.

Conclusion
As said earlier, I was born here in Tlaxcala and have lived here all my life. I would like to see more  Mexico, but unfortunately, I have no money to get out of Tlaxcala and  go anywhere right now.
This is a small part of mylife if I wrote everything I've lived I would not end hehe . This is ME!!