The Simpsons vs Family Guy

The Simpsons vs Family Guy

The Simpsons is a TV sitcom that was showed since 1989 and it has 486 episodes until now.

The program show a tipical american family, a dad a mom and the sons.

Homer is the dad, he is a fat man that loves donuts, he is bald and bumbling.

Marge is the mom, wife of Homer . She has blue hair,she is thin and extremly obsesive with the cleaning. She has a hoarse voice and her two sisters are mean with her.

Bart, the son. He is the first son of Marge and Homer, he is mischievous, rebellious and despises the authority.

He loves the skate and the cartoons of Itchy and Scratchy.

Lisa, the eldest daughter of Mrge and Homer,she is the most intellectual member of the Simpson family,she loves read and go to the museums.

Maggie, is the youngest child of Marge and Homer. She is a baby and she has never talked.

Santa's Little Helper, is the dog of the family.

Family Guy

Is an animated television series, is about an american family too, "the Griffin". The characters are:

Peter, is the father, he is really fat and very selfish,. He is fool and he usually do bad things, he is irresponsable and immature but he is very funny. Peter is more creepy and fatter than Homer.

Lois is the wife of Peter, she is really nice and she is from a rich family. Lois is prettier and more relaxed than Marge.

Chris,the second child is fat, dummy and speaks like an idiot. Chris is slower than Bart, he is less popular than Bart too.

Meg,the first child and the only daughter, she is a self-conscious  and unattractive girl. She wears glasses and looks really neerd.

Meg is less intelligent and fatter than Lisa.

Stewie is the baby, he is a child genius but he is really evil, he always tries to kill his mom.

Stewie is smarter, more interesting and more tender than Maggie.

Brian, the dog, is very smart, intellectual,  an alcoholic and a smoker. He is the best friend of Stewie.

Brian is much more interesting than Santa's Little Helper, because Brian can speak.

I think Family Guy is better than the Simpsons , 'cause the humor is mature but not everyone can understand it  XD

gangsters III

N:..............you what are you doing here???

J: I've come for the money that my twin left me

N: but you were missing, we thought that you were dead

J: I wasn't dead I was in a travel by the Caribbean and I already know everything about the family.

N: ¬_¬ ... you shouldn't come back ,your brother left me the Family

J: I don't care anything that you say, now I'm here and I will be in charge

N: whaaat? No, that cannot be possible, because I made plans with the Rosenfish Family

J: I'm gonna destroy that plans and I will do everything to my way

N: yeah?? We will see it

(Naye goes out and she sees that her driver was murdered)

N: OMG!!!!!! nooo ,, I will avenge, I swear!!! 

N: George George George I really need that you being here, my driver has just been murdered, where are you?

G: I'm almost there , keep calm

(Naye is furious)

N: I was not expected that she was alive, is better that I kill her just like the godfather.

(George arrives and he listen what Naye plans to do)

G: what ?? so that is true, Naye killed the godfather, I'll have to report to Zuri , we have to act quickly. (George calls to zuri).

Zuri.- (ring,ring,ring). Hello, who is?

George.- hi zuri, it's George, I am calling you cause I know the truth. You were right, Naye killed the godfather.

Zuri.- thanks for the information, where are you?

George.- I’m about to meet her.

Zuri.- acts normal, like you don't know anything.

George.- ok, we're in contact. Bye. (George comes). Godmother !! What happened here?

Naye.- that's I wanna know, we should go with the Rosenfish family quickly.

George.- why?, what is your hurry?

Naye.- don´t question my acts, hurry up, take me down to the paradise city...

George.- ah!! if you say.

Naye.- sorry, sorry, sorry, I mean take me to the Rosenfish family.

George.- ok. (they get into the car).

(George and Naye arrive to the roesenfish house)

Naye.- (diiiinnnn,dooonn). Is Anybody here? (all Rosenfish family was murdered). Is not possible, this ruins all my plans. I'm pretty sure that she was.

George.- who are you talking about?

Naye.- someone that wants to destroy our family. I won’t allow this happen.

George.- but tell me, who is that person?

Naye.- ok, believe or not, Julia is alive.

George.- what?... but she was missing, how is that possible?

Naye.- I don't know, but now she is here and she wants to take the control to the family. I gotta go. ( naye goes out).

(George calls zuri)
George.- zuri, I have good news for you, Julia is alive, she has destroyed the plans of Naye with the Rosenfish family. We would help her.

Zuri.-it will be the best for the family. She will facilitate the work.

George.- XDXDXD.

Zuri.- we are gonna meet us in the house and brings Naye here, lets finish this once and for all . I think that Julia will come soon.

( Many hours after).

Julia.- zuri!! my dear sister in law.

Zuri.- oh!! my dear, I thought you were missing. 

Julia.- no my dear, I was traveling around the world. I have too much to tell you. 

Zuri.- oh!! yes my dear, c'mon, let’s drink some tea, tell me your adventures.  (the timbre sounds-diinn,doonn). Rodolfo bring us the tea, Rodolfa go see who is. 

Naye.- you!!, again. 

Julia.- hello my dear Naye, what a surprise!!, I told you that I will destroy your plans. 

Naye.- yeah!! my dear, I told you , you would pay the price of your insolences. Let me tell you, that I paid to Rodolfo to put poison on your tea. Now you are gonna die slowly.  

Zuri.- I will...(pummmmmm, a shot is heard). (everybody remains in shock.) 

.........

Gangsters (part two)

Julio. Nayelly, what have you done? (cuf,cuf)
Nayelly.- I’m so sorry godfather.( Julio dies)
Jorge.- Naye!!! What happened with our godfather?
Nayelly.- OMG.. I don’t know, he just died.
Jorge.- We have to call his wife, Zuri. (calling Zuri)

Zuri.- hello, who is?
Jorge.- good night mrs Zuri, I have a bad new, your husband has died…
Zuri.- nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,(snif, snif), what happened to him?
Jorge.- I really don’t know, when I arrived to the house, Naye was next to him.
Zuri.- what? Why was she next to him?
Jorge.- because she was giving him his medicine.
Zuri.- I’ll be there in five minutes. Bye.
Jorge.- Bye. She said that she comes here in five minutes.
Nayelly.- it’s ok.

(Zuri arrives…)

Z.- Why, why, why?
J.- take it easy. Everything is gonna be ok.
Z.- no everything isn’t gonna be fine. What is going to happen with the family?
J.- after the funeral,  we gonna talk with the lawyer.

(the next day)
Ivan(lawyer).- Good afternoon, I’ll proceed to read the will: to Jorge the Ipad, to zuri the kit of golden Chanclas , the house on the beach and finally the lamborghini. To Naye, the principal house and she will be in charge of the family.
Z.- what?!!
Ivan.- CU. (he goes)

Z.- I’m gonna to impugn the will, and you Naye, you will pay the prices for your insolences, because I know the truth, you killed him…tatatannnn.(Zuri go)
J.- What did she mean?
N.- I don’t know, she doesn’t know what she is saying, the death of godfather affected she deeply.
J.- ok.(ring,ring) hi!, what?...  That’s no possible,damn it, well, I’ll imforme to the new godmother, thanks. Na…godmother, we have good news, Ricardo was murdered by the Cecilian family. That´s as good as we had in mind.
N.- MUAJAJAJAJA, those are good news, this is the most wonderful news, now I’ll  begin with the plans with the  Roesnfish family. (Nayelly goes out).


(Zuri comes into the house)
Z.- Jorge, I’m thinking that is better exterminate to Nayelly. She represent a danger for us. She is as dangerous as a poison.
J.- The godmother, Nayelly, is more astute than us, so we must be careful. She pretends ally with the Rosenfish family.
Z.- don’t worry, I have everything coldly calculated as the chapilin Colorado. I gotta call some one else. (zuri goes out)
J.- this is as interesting as "Cuna de lobos".

 (elsewhere in the city)
N.- Jorge, I need you comes here in your helicopter, apparently some one obstructed the drugs shipload, but hurry up.
Driver.- Godmother,that car has been following us for 10 minutes. What do you want me to do godmother?
N.-accelerates as fast as you can, and try to lost them. Quickly we have to arrive with the Rosensfish family in the  most possible way.
......
Driver.- we have arrived godmother.
N.- wait here for me,if I don't go out in an hour, you know what to do. (Naye calls to Jorge)

N.- Jorge, I just arrive, fix the drugs shipload and then come here, bye.

(Naye opens a door, shrrin chirrin)
N.- good night gentlemen... you!!??...what are you doing here?...

chan chan chaaaannn

....to be continued.....

Gangsters

Ricardo-hi!! How had you been?
Naye.-we are fine thank you.
Ricardo.-I heard that you went to Alaska  this weekend
Naye.-did you go to Alaska?
Jorge.-yes, now a work there, so I have to travel every weekend to Alaska.
Ricardo.-how much money do they pay you? Because you have to go there every weekend you have to spend a lot of money in airplane tickets.
Naye.- but George is so rich, he doesn’t care about money
Jorge.- whatever,they pay me some euros every month.
Ricardo.- can you lend me money?cause I have a project and I need to finance it.
Naye.- what kind of project do you have in mind?
Ricardo.-I was thinking to sell drugs, but I don’t have enough money.
Jorge.-yes, I can lend you the necessary money, but with a condition, you have to give the 50% of your earns.
Naye.-OMG George you are a bad lender, you ask a lot of money to Ricardo, Ricardo I can lend you money if you give me some drugs.
Ricardo.- that is to much better, because George is jobber.
Jorge.-tha’s not true, ‘cause I’m gonna give you protection too,special equipment for extreme situation and different kinds of transport to drug trafficking.
Naye.-that’s bullshit I can give you powers, you can be a x-man or a superman.
Ricardo.-whadda?...
Naye.- no, I'm just kidding, but I can get you some clients and your busisnes will rise.
Julio.- stop fighting Naye and George,you are not body to dicide the future of the family. I am the only one to decide if we lend money to Ricardo.
Naye,Jorge.-oh yes! I’m sorry godfather
Jorge.-this does not happen again.
Ricrdo.- WTF are you?it’s not your business, move your ass.
Julio.-what did you say?Don’t you know who am I, do you?
Ricardo.-I had never seen you, so I don’t know who are you.
Julio.- you are an insolent and you are gonna pay your insolences.
Naye.- waith godfather he didn’t want to be rude
Jorge.-  yes godfather, forgive him.
Julio.- ok I forgive him but it wont happen again.
Ricardo.-ok are you gonna lend me the money or not?
Julio.- yes, I’m gonna lend you the money, but first you have to do a work.
Ricardo.- what kind of work?
Julio.-you have to do a deliver in a hotel , that is in the down town, but the only way to get there fast is with a helicopter.
Ricardo.- what? But a don’t have a helicopter, so ?
Julio.- how is that possible, and you wanted to sell drugs!!!!
Jorge.- not godfather, don’t worry, I’m gonna lend him a helicopter.
Julio.- ok whatever, but , hurry up.
Naye.- come godfather, take it easy. You should drink you medicine.
Julio.-oh! Thanks my dear Naye, that is the reason why you'll be in charge when I die
Naye.- yes, i have always known that muajajajajaj muajajaja

...to be continued......

restaurant

The missing parts

Captain's Log ...

•  Final day: We are in home

Hello people it's time to say goodbye , but first I need to write the topics that I forgot...

-talking about age : sincerely I don't remember that we talk about that but it's ok because if you what to know the age of somebody, just ask HOW OLD ARE YOU? and the answer is I'M (7,10,18) YEARS OLD.
-sports: there is many kind of sports like soccer, basketball, baseball, etc.

Well I think thats all ...CU soon

What is Biotechnology?

Captain's Log ...

• Is this the end?: some new words

Today we read a article about what is biotechnology and I learned some new words and their meanings:
-Environment = medio ambiente
-Drawn = Bosquejo
-Allow = permite
-Breakdown = transformar
-Suit = adaptar
-Development = desarrollar
-Broadest = mas amplio
-Roots = raices
-Baking = hornear
-Brewing = elaborar cervesas
-Winemaking = hacer vino
-Sewage = alcantarillado
-Scrutiny = control
-Field = campo
-Provide = proveer
-Reached = alcanzar
-Foster = fomentar

-Thus = por lo tanto

what do you see in the picture?

Captain's Log ...

•  We are on the verge of landing: What is there?

Today we saw a picture of a room and the room was a mess, the exercise was to describe what are there...
-there are 9 children
-there are two men and two women too
-there is a bed
-there is two pillow on the bed
-there are many toys on the floor
-there is a telephone on the coffe table
-there is a lamp on the wall and a window
-and finally there is one doll

What can you do?

Captain's Log ...

• November 18...we almost get home: Talking about abilities

Today we talked about abilities , what can the people do...
-I can swim, play videogames,bend my fingers in a special way, touch my nose with my tongue, mew like a cat, drive a car,ride a bike,etc.
-I can´t cook, run fast,etc.

All about me

Captain's Log ...

• Day ..I can not even remeber: Personality

I guess I have to write something about my personality, ok.... here we go...

I'm a normal people just like everyone else,am happy, funny etc.I like the cats and I love to play videogames, sometimes am a little extrange.My favorite music is alternative rock like Coldplay, I like horror movies and cartoons too.I'm a little shy but I enjoy the life, I like to go out with my friends...I thik my personality is unique and I love to be me.

Poker Face

Captain's Log ...

• A happy day: singing a song

Today we sang  a song of Lady Gaga " poker face", it was funny because I finally knew what the heck she is talking about...the song is about the flirting game...lol 

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)

Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start

And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

To do list

Captain's Log ...

•  A normal day: My schedule  

I made a schedule of the activities that I did on Thursday:

6:00 a.m - wake up
6:20 a.m - get dress
6:30 a.m - wash my face
6:40 a.m - have breakfast
6:55 a.m - brush my teeth
7:00 a.m - brush my hair
7:05 a.m - go to school
8:00 a.m to 1:00 p.m - be in the school
1:15 p.m to 2:30 p.m - go to my house
3:00 p.m to 4:00 p.m - take a meal
4:00 p.m to 5:30 p.m - watch T.V
5:30 p.m to 8:00 p.m - do my homework
8:00 p.m - take a shower
8:30 p.m - put my pijamas
9:00 p.m - have dinner
9:30 p.m to 11:00 p.m - watch T.V
11:05 p.m - go to sleep

My dream house

Captain's Log ...

• November 9: The parts of the house

In the last class we saw the parts of the house, it was not dificult,  the most common are:
-living room
-kitchen
-room
-basement
-bathroom
-garden
-laundry room,etc

Family

Captain's Log ...

• Day 1123 ...just kidding : family members

Now I'm going to talk abot family members...there are many family members like :
-Brother
-Sister
-Mother
-Frather
-Brotherinlaw
-Grandfather
-Son
-Daughter
-Nephew
-Cousin, etc

What do you like?

Captain's Log ...

•  Storm day .... : Likes & dislikes

I had forgotten to write about some topics but it's ok .. here we go!!

I want to start with "music", the teacher showed us a video in wich one some people talked about what kind of music do them like...

-Country music

-Rock

-Classical music , etc

 

In that video , the people also talked about what kind of movies do them like ...

-Horror movies

-Action movies

-Science fiction movies

-Romantic movies , etc.

When you try to say that one thing isn't nice for you ..you can say  "I don't like ".

What are you wearing?

Captain's Log ...

• Day 10: Clothes
  

Hello everyone...today I learned about clothes, the new words that I learned were:

-vest-chaleco

-suit-traje

-leather-cuero

-sweatshirt-sudadera

One of activities was to describe what was you wearing and I said:

-I'm wearing a blue jeans, polo t-shirt, sneakers and a white jacket.

Verbs

Captain's Log ...

• I have lost the count of days..lol : Past tense of regular verbs 
  

 Today we learned the way to say some regular verbs in past tense, for example:

-play-played

-work-worked

-walk-walked..etc

  

The pronunciation depends on the form that it ends...if it ends in "K,P,S,F"  the pronuciation is with "T".

There are three ways to pronounce the regular verbs in past...

-with [ t ]

-with [ id ]

-or with [ d ]

•  Day ...¿? : Past tense of irregular verbs

Amm...we still learning about the verbs in past tense,today were irregular verbs in past like ...

-speak-spoke

-break-broke

-buy-bought..etc.

I still learning

Captain's Log ...

• Day 5: Describe myself

Today I learned a several adjectives in English and the correct form to put them in orde to describe some person, thing.

Some of them were:

* Fat

* Thin

* Chubby

* Nice

* Little

* Old

* Funny ... etc

An exercise in class was how to describe ourselves, and this was what that I wrote ...

I'm Nayelly, am a nice person. I have a short hair and a white skin, my eyes are brown and my body is thin. I am happy and a little shy, but at all am a funny girl.

• Day 6: A interview

Today we saw a video with some interviews.In the video someone was asking to another person what was his/her name, if he/she could spell it and his/her astrological sign.

The exercice in class was to interview a partner...

N-Hi! what's your name?

J-Jorge

N-Could you spell that?

J- j.o.r.g.e

N-what's your astrological sign?

J-libra

N-what are libras like?

J-funny, kind ,etc.

• Day 7: Prepositions

Today I saw the prepositions in English, the teacher taught  us the difference between each of them and  I learned the true meaning of

Over and Above, under and below.

Over = directly top of something
Above = Indirectly top of something , by top of.
Under = Directly below of something
Below = Indirectly below of something , below of.

• Day 8: Countries and nationalities

In this day I learned the name of some countries and nationalities.
We saw a funny video of that...

 

I'ts time to start

Captain's Log ...

Until today I learned many things in English class, some of them are only a supplement to reinforce my knowledge but are equally helpful.

• Day 1: Phonetic alphabet

The first thing I learned was the phonetic alphabet, with which we can know how to pronounce the most of words in English.

I learned that if  in the dictionary  the word has the symbol [i], sounds like the "i" normal but short sound such as "bit" and that if it has this symbol [I] the sound is long such as "meet".

Other examples:

[E] - "met"

[Ө] - "think"

• Day 2:Hello-Goodbye

On this day the teacher showed us several videos about the different forms of greeting, whether formal or informal ...

Some as:

* See you

* Good morning

* Good bye

* Hello

* Hi

* How are you?

* What do you do?

* See you later

* Nice to meet you