The Simpsons vs Family Guy

The Simpsons vs Family Guy

The Simpsons is a TV sitcom that was showed since 1989 and it has 486 episodes until now.

The program show a tipical american family, a dad a mom and the sons.

Homer is the dad, he is a fat man that loves donuts, he is bald and bumbling.

Marge is the mom, wife of Homer . She has blue hair,she is thin and extremly obsesive with the cleaning. She has a hoarse voice and her two sisters are mean with her.

Bart, the son. He is the first son of Marge and Homer, he is mischievous, rebellious and despises the authority.

He loves the skate and the cartoons of Itchy and Scratchy.

Lisa, the eldest daughter of Mrge and Homer,she is the most intellectual member of the Simpson family,she loves read and go to the museums.

Maggie, is the youngest child of Marge and Homer. She is a baby and she has never talked.

Santa's Little Helper, is the dog of the family.

Family Guy

Is an animated television series, is about an american family too, "the Griffin". The characters are:

Peter, is the father, he is really fat and very selfish,. He is fool and he usually do bad things, he is irresponsable and immature but he is very funny. Peter is more creepy and fatter than Homer.

Lois is the wife of Peter, she is really nice and she is from a rich family. Lois is prettier and more relaxed than Marge.

Chris,the second child is fat, dummy and speaks like an idiot. Chris is slower than Bart, he is less popular than Bart too.

Meg,the first child and the only daughter, she is a self-conscious  and unattractive girl. She wears glasses and looks really neerd.

Meg is less intelligent and fatter than Lisa.

Stewie is the baby, he is a child genius but he is really evil, he always tries to kill his mom.

Stewie is smarter, more interesting and more tender than Maggie.

Brian, the dog, is very smart, intellectual,  an alcoholic and a smoker. He is the best friend of Stewie.

Brian is much more interesting than Santa's Little Helper, because Brian can speak.

I think Family Guy is better than the Simpsons , 'cause the humor is mature but not everyone can understand it  XD

Gangsters 3...the end??

gangsters III

N:..............you what are you doing here???

J: I've come for the money that my twin left me

N: but you were missing, we thought that you were dead

J: I wasn't dead I was in a travel by the Caribbean and I already know everything about the family.

N: ¬_¬ ... you shouldn't come back ,your brother left me the Family

J: I don't care anything that you say, now I'm here and I will be in charge

N: whaaat? No, that cannot be possible, because I made plans with the Rosenfish Family

J: I'm gonna destroy that plans and I will do everything to my way

N: yeah?? We will see it

(Naye goes out and she sees that her driver was murdered)

N: OMG!!!!!! nooo ,, I will avenge, I swear!!! 

N: George George George I really need that you being here, my driver has just been murdered, where are you?

G: I'm almost there , keep calm

(Naye is furious)

N: I was not expected that she was alive, is better that I kill her just like the godfather.

(George arrives and he listen what Naye plans to do)

G: what ?? so that is true, Naye killed the godfather, I'll have to report to Zuri , we have to act quickly. (George calls to zuri).

Zuri.- (ring,ring,ring). Hello, who is?

George.- hi zuri, it's George, I am calling you cause I know the truth. You were right, Naye killed the godfather.

Zuri.- thanks for the information, where are you?

George.- I’m about to meet her.

Zuri.- acts normal, like you don't know anything.

George.- ok, we're in contact. Bye. (George comes). Godmother !! What happened here?

Naye.- that's I wanna know, we should go with the Rosenfish family quickly.

George.- why?, what is your hurry?

Naye.- don´t question my acts, hurry up, take me down to the paradise city...

George.- ah!! if you say.

Naye.- sorry, sorry, sorry, I mean take me to the Rosenfish family.

George.- ok. (they get into the car).

(George and Naye arrive to the roesenfish house)

Naye.- (diiiinnnn,dooonn). Is Anybody here? (all Rosenfish family was murdered). Is not possible, this ruins all my plans. I'm pretty sure that she was.

George.- who are you talking about?

Naye.- someone that wants to destroy our family. I won’t allow this happen.

George.- but tell me, who is that person?

Naye.- ok, believe or not, Julia is alive.

George.- what?... but she was missing, how is that possible?

Naye.- I don't know, but now she is here and she wants to take the control to the family. I gotta go. ( naye goes out).

(George calls zuri)
George.- zuri, I have good news for you, Julia is alive, she has destroyed the plans of Naye with the Rosenfish family. We would help her.

Zuri.-it will be the best for the family. She will facilitate the work.

George.- XDXDXD.

Zuri.- we are gonna meet us in the house and brings Naye here, lets finish this once and for all . I think that Julia will come soon.

( Many hours after).

Julia.- zuri!! my dear sister in law.

Zuri.- oh!! my dear, I thought you were missing. 

Julia.- no my dear, I was traveling around the world. I have too much to tell you. 

Zuri.- oh!! yes my dear, c'mon, let’s drink some tea, tell me your adventures.  (the timbre sounds-diinn,doonn). Rodolfo bring us the tea, Rodolfa go see who is. 

Naye.- you!!, again. 

Julia.- hello my dear Naye, what a surprise!!, I told you that I will destroy your plans. 

Naye.- yeah!! my dear, I told you , you would pay the price of your insolences. Let me tell you, that I paid to Rodolfo to put poison on your tea. Now you are gonna die slowly.  

Zuri.- I will...(pummmmmm, a shot is heard). (everybody remains in shock.) 

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